i found a worm house, i tired really hard to get inside.

it was a great experience

but it’s a long story & now i wanna go to bed, gotta see what happened to zorinnie

momrg told me i’ve beeen a very naughty zorg so she’s gonna punish me.

i love being punished cos i have to look after chocolate tree for a whole day & it means i can eat chocolate as much as i like , yippeee

i’ll be back soon

i was walkin home the other day, thinking about my throne- well i dont have any at the moment but gonna have one in the future-when something hit me in the head or vice versa.looking around i saw a wad on the ground, i thought it was dead, but when i looked precisely it was still breathing.
i love wads floating in the air, waving at you & sometimes ask you riddles but i dont like ‘em hitting me on the head.
so i bent down and grab hold of the half-conscious wad, shook it & then tried to unfold it when heard a jangling scream, the wad moved a little & then fainted.
i decided to take it home & give it some anti-word syrup.
when the wad became conscious again, it showed me a pile of words, something like:”dont pick your nose” hhhhmmmm now i have another quest to go through.
what’s nose? how can i pick it? does it grow on trees? why shouldnt i pick it? is it harmful?
im still thinking!

my planet is small so do the people, it’s so quiet, so lonely, so boring,so whatever!
so i decided to do something for this dull world, populating it!
the other i was wondering how i was here, i thought & thought & thought, then ate & ate & ate, after that i slept & slept & slept cos i used lotta energy thinking.
hhhmmm so i concluded going to the libraryg wont be much of a trouble.
stretching on my legs, i looked every part of the shelves, nothig about how to create a zorg. omz!
so i went to this zorgess there, with a thick glass on her eyes (im not gonna read books, it ruin my eyes) & asked for her help. she didnt know the answer, she thought it was foolish cos nobody ever asked such a question, so i went home & asked my folks, no more help there, i asked my momrg how she got me & she didnt know, then she remembered she got me in a box by the post.
dada dodo didi i went on, i decided to ask post office, but the storkrg was away on holiday, so i waited & waited & waited till he came back, alas he didnt know.
then i thought of asking some authority in charge but then i rememberd there’s no governmentrg here, i jus once read about it in a sci-fiction book.
hopeless i went home, nothing gained, why nobody care about such important things, whatif no other zorg arrive by post?! why dont we have any authority? it’s jus the big lab that they never let me in cos it’s super secret, sckool & post office. what a life!
then i thought of my pet, i mean my fish, i didnt ask for my wish yet, so i went to the pool & asked her, like others she thought im outta my mind, but she gotta answer, so i sat there till she printed all i wanted, i’ve been reading all those prints since that day, still a lot remaining. till now i know there are many different zorg living on other places, i gotta find’em, i wanna build my own empire.
so im getting ready for my new battle, come join me & we can beat the hell outta those jerkasszorgs!
i have chosen my career, i wanna be a superzorg!

yeah, yeah, it’s me back, such a long time, i know. i was working on a way to take a fish home.
i love fish, they are so cute, but it’s so hard to find one of ‘em.
to take a fish home you need a worm. well finding worms is easy, take a piece of paper,draw a curly line, cut it & then call it worm, that’s a worm!
then put that worm in yer pocket & go to nearest moving water. now it’s time to sit down & watch (this may take quite a while, i was busy sitting , that’s the reason i didnt post)
sitting & watching, watching & waiting; then in a moment you wanna go home, a fish’d come outta water. you gotta be quick & smart, watch every word you use.
first say hello & talk about weather, as if trying to start a conversation in a bus, try to be polite & sweet. then it’s time to talk about yer room, all the facilities you have, your stereo, amplifier, bed…..; when you were sure the fish is interested, it’s time to ask the important question.
take the worm in yer pocket out & ask:”dear Mr/Ms. fish do you like to be deceived into comin with me?!”
give some time for thinking, if the fish is satisfied, he/she’s gonna accept the worm & come with you, but if the answer’s no, jus RUN AWAY!

it’s been a while i wasnt here, wanna know why?!
well i was eating ice-creamrgs & scuba diving, so much fun!
today when i got home ,momry told me to take the dorggie out!
he’s my pet, yeah i know i jus 3 fingers but im huge enough to take the dorggie out for some jump walking!
i dunno if Zorinnie has a pet or not; gotta ask her.
hhhmmm im thinking of having another ice-creamrg so im gonna knock on Zorinnie’s door & ask her if she wants a lick from my ice-creamrg or not. yes jus a lick, not 2 or 3!
ok gotta go the dorggie is killing himself to go out. ok im comin dont barkkkkkkkkkkkk!

I want to write about my long week end, but coz I am very lazy, so better talk about something else. Did you know that the sum of water in zorg land is limited? We run out the water, if we need water we just need to build a very high ladder to the sky above.

We can swim up there in the cloud, no need to be afraid of falling down; coz zorg has a very..very..very.. Light weight that is way we always winning the battle against the iguanox. But the problem is you have to be careful with the thunder there, the zorg never comes to the cloud when the cloud is thick, coz we might be struck with the thunder.

We have to climb up above if we want to take a bath, but don’t worry to become so exhausted because all the sceneries above can pay all your weariness.

Happy climbing to the sky!

The schoolrg’s bell has just rang all the students were going out from the class. It was a very hot day, the sun is so big. Did you know that we have several sun with different width and different color. The red sun is really hot, the yellow sun is not that hot, the blue sun kinda warm than the other sun. So it is kinda really hot to be in zorg land. The sun is just look like us, yellow sphere but no eyes and no ear also don’t have foot and hand. Sometimes I think that we created based on the Sun design but it was too sad that we don’t glow in the dark. Hihi..

Okay, forget about our life, now I am gonna tell you all about my Ice creamrg!!

Zzzzuuuuiiiiiissssssssssss…………….!!!!!!!

After Mrs. Ulirgh was so mad with me and ABC zorg in the class, because talked while she gave us the lesson. I was so embarrass with my entire friend in the class. I thought that I would put my head on my bag, coz all my friends looking at me. I was so upset..

But because I had promise with ABC zorg to treat him an ice cream, so after schoolrg we decided to go to a place, we wanna buy an ice creamrg in the ice creamrg store which has just opened. The store’s name is “UENARG” I Don’t know what is the meaning of that store, I guess It means “DELICIOUS” hihi..

Oya, here is the pamphlet which the servant give us, the servant was so friendly, and I order two ice creamrg, we choose the chocolate. Hmmm..the ice creamrg was so Deliciorgh.. in the middle of a hot weather I think this is the best companion of all.

Hmm heii readers… I think you should try to eat ice cream in “UENARG” or do you have yer favorite store which sell the best ice cream in yer planet? If you have the best store which sell ice creamrg in your planet, zorinnie and abc zorg would come to your place and try the ice creamrg in your place.

Next Post, me gonna tell about my long weekend. So don’t miss my next posting. Gonna miss you all…

Wooww.. after slept for 15000 hours (aka 8 hours) Me finnaly opened my eyes this morning, and prepared to go to schoolrg.

This morning I went to the schoolrg, probably I am the laziest zorg in this big planet. I still closed my eyes when I brushed my teeth, I don’t have much teeth because I am still kid, so I don’t need to take a long time to brush it every day.

After had breakfast, my dadrg took me to the schoolrg, another day again in the schoolrg. But I had not seen “abc zorg”, oya “abc zorg” is my friend zorg, I have my own reason why I call him like that. Hihi..he must be mad if I call him like that.. if you wanna know why I call him like that just ask Zorg, because it is top secret.

Well, back to my diary…

I came to the class, the bell was ringing and my entire friends came to the class. Ahaa.. then I saw abc zorg peeping in front of the door, then he sat beside me.

Then I whispered to him

zorie “Heii.. I want to buy an ice creamrg after school; do you want to buy too? My momrg said that there was a new ice cream store had just opened yesterday in down town. She said the taste is so good” The store’s name is “UENAKRG””.

Then he said

ABC Zorg : “I have to save my money to go to the Zorky Da Morg Planet, I wanna see the strange creature that you told me”

Then I said to him

Zorie : “Forget it, let me treat you, ok?”

ABC Zorg : “Ok”

I didn’t know that Miss. Ulirg pay attention to us. She looked at us… THEN I said to ABC “O’OOO… trouble comes”

Miss Ulirg: “DON’T SPEAK!!!!!” “I Am gonna punish both of you, if you still talking to each other!!! Can you pay attention to me?”

Abc and me: “Yes Mam.’

OMG… she was so mad at us coz we didn’t pay attention to her, but we would gonna have a great time after the schoolrg coz we gonna eat the ice creamrg.. So don’t miss my next posting when we gonna eat ice creamrg. hihi.. bye..

==>> to be continued…

yipeeeee, i did it at last, but seems there are still some parts that need a little change but i like it anyway!
hhhmmm lemme think a bit; yeah i can think im so genius.
do you like music? i like it so much, whenever i see some music i try to grab at & watch it or put it into my invisible ears; but i dunno why it never stay there.
i put it in my right ear & then it goes at from my left ear; i really have no idea how i can keep it in my head, im working on a new device for this purpose.
there’s a very famous band here called metallizarg! it’s so great; i wanna get their picture & stick it to the wall so they can play while im asleep.
what else?!
nothing more; jus tell me yer idea about my new template & please come join us in zorg planet; you can post here as well & im gonna put your picture in the link.
any suggestion’s welcome but i dont like criticism jus say good points.lol!
i put the flower that i picked today here so you can smell it as well.
byebye